As you may or may not already be aware the title for this post is from Fight Club. As I am one for playing rough, this particular story has to do with an odd request.
Mr. Lankey, tried and true, in the bedroom. We had a great relationship because sexually we were always trying something new, or trying to improve on past positions. If you know me, which thankfully you don’t, you would know that I’m easily bored and always wanting to improve. Whether or not that’s a good thing, it’s true.
One afternoon my friends and I had a Darty, we drank way too strong margaritas, cooked steaks and just hung out. The day was perfect, and we were about to end a school year in college. Mr. Lankey was huddled up studying all day, so I knew he’d be horny, and Tequila is the best way to get me in bed. He came and DDed everyone home, so naturally I knew if he stayed longer to help my friends he would want something in return . What I did not realize was exactly the thing he had been holding out on asking me for.
We had been together for a few months at this point, so nothing was taboo as far as conversation and actions between us went. Until this night.
I have never been more stunned in my whole life than the night. We had been making out very aggressively once we got back to his house. We moved into the bathroom for a little while, so i was hoping for shower sex. Boy was I mislead. And that’s when i received the weirdest sexual request I’ve ever gotten. Mr. Lankey asked if he could pee inside me. Yes. Please reread that. Mr. Lankey, calmly asked me, while inside of me, if he could expel the liquid byproduct of his daily water intake and kidney execration. I have never in my life tightened my Kegel Muscles faster or harder than in this moment. Not only was I dumbfounded by the question, but also the fact that he was so nonchalant about the entire situation. The situation of him wanting to pee INSIDE my body. Y’all should know by now I’m willing to do or try just about anything, but something about this revolted me to my core. I could not believe that I was just asked to be peed inside of.
He had quite a few reasons, 1. How would this be different than cum, 2. He looked up the medical information on this subject, and my personal favorite, 3. He had watched a porno where the guy peed inside of a woman and she loved it. A PORNO. C’mon Mr. Lankey, you’re so much smarter than that. In all regards.
The fact of the matter is, my life is a joke and if you receive a request from someone to pee inside of you, you need to get out as fast as you can. If that’s how they are starting off, you do not want to know what is to come. Luckily for you, I stayed around to find out just what level of crazy we were talking. It gets so much better (worse).
Until next time my sex fiends. Have fun, and get some.